MYTHS & MALTS MERCH MENU
For weirdos, wanderers, and beer-loving cryptid fans.
Core Offerings (Available Year-Round)
| Name | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| T.I.M.E. Agency Shirt | Black tee with official TIME logo. Field-ready. | $18.00 |
| Myths & Malts Logo Shirt | Soft-style tee for taverns and trailheads. | $18.00 |
| Whimsical Humuhumunukunukuapua‘a Bar Tee | Official merch from the finest fictional tiki-beer bar on Kaua‘i.. | $18.00 |
| Bookmarks (Set of 3) | These 2″ x 7″ die-cut bookmarks aren’t just placeholders—they’re bite marks from the creatures lurking in the Myths & Malts universe. Each one features the gaping maw of a different cryptid, designed to look like it’s chomping your page from the shadows. Each set includes a random pull of 3, with possible creatures including: The Chupacabra – bloodthirsty and bold Champ – lurking beneath the calm waters The Red Ghost – phantom hooves and fire The Loveland Frog – wand-wielding and weird The Ringdocus – prehistoric and pissed The Maryland Goatman – axe-happy and uninvited |
$3.00 |
| Cryptid Sticker Pack | Strong, rich, and dangerously smooth. | $7.99 |
| Mothman Canvas Tote Bag | Carry your essentials in cryptid style with this durable canvas tote featuring the legendary Mothman—winged watcher of West Virginia and unofficial mascot of weird. Perfect for books, beer runs, or fleeing mysterious sightings in Point Pleasant. | $18.00 |
| Pilgrim Challenge Coin (Coming soon) | TBD | $0.00 |
| TIME Agent Induction Bundle (Coming soon) | Signed Chupacabra and the Bat Rastard book, Cryptid Trail Dog Tag, Pilgrim Coin, 3 Bookmarks, 10 Sticker Pack | $35.00 |
| TIME Agency Bookplate | A mark of ownership. A seal of the initiated. Inspired by the bookplates of old personal libraries, this vintage-style sticker is designed to be affixed to the inside cover of your Myths & Malts books declaring that this volume belongs to your personal cryptid archive. Each T.I.M.E. Agency bookplate includes: A place for your name as the book’s official keeper The author’s signature, hand-signed in ink Whether you’re building your own classified library or passing the story on to another field agent, this bookplate transforms your copy into an artifact worthy of any paranormal collection. Stick it, sign it, shelve it with pride. |
$5.00 |
| Myths & Malts Brewer’s Shirt | Look like you clock in at the brewery… and moonlight with cryptids. This button-up work shirt is built for beer runs, book signings, and brushing off strange footprints behind the brewhouse. Featuring a classic brewer’s style with a custom twist, it’s made to feel like you’re part of the Myths & Malts production crew… even if your shift starts in a haunted forest. Front: Personalized iron-on name patch (add your name or TIME alias) Back: Bold Myths & Malts logo because you rep the team Style: Sturdy cotton/poly blend with short sleeves and work-ready vibes Fit: Roomy and breathable. Great for layering or casual cryptid encounters Whether you’re brewing something strange or pouring for the Sacred Pour, this shirt says you’re more than a fan. You’re in on it. |
$35.00 |
| Myths and Malts Logo sticker (Coming soon) | Stick the myth wherever it matters. This 2.5″ round vinyl sticker features the bold Myths & Malts logo, the mark of cryptid chasers, beer explorers, and believers in the strange. Weatherproof and durable, it’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, beer fridges, field notebooks, or the back of your cryptid surveillance van. |
$4.00 |
| TIME Agency Cryptid Dog Tags (Coming soon) | TBD. | $0.00 |
| Myths and Malts Logo Ceramic Mug | Drink in the Adventure. Start your day with a sip of the strange. This ceramic mug features the bold Myths & Malts logo, marking you as a true believer in cryptids, craft beer, and the curious tales of the T.I.M.E. Agency. |
$21.00 |
| Myths and Malts Logo Marble Coaster | Rest your drink on a legend. Elevate your sipping experience with this 4″ x 4″ marble coaster, featuring the iconic Myths & Malts logo. Crafted from genuine marble, each coaster boasts a unique veining pattern, ensuring no two are exactly alike. The cork backing provides a non-slip grip and protects your surfaces from scratches and moisture. Material: Natural marble with cork backing Dimensions: 4″ x 4″ Design: Myths & Malts logo printed on top Care: Wipe clean with a damp cloth |
$21.00 |
Field Gear Add-ons
| Name | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| T.I.M.E. Field Notes Journal | Pocket-sized with grid paper + field prompts | $18.00 |
| Myths & Malts Logo Canvas Patch – | Iron-on. Durable. A mark of the initiated. | $18.00 |
| “TIME Agency Surveillance Vehicle” Vinyl Decal | Perfect for your car or cooler. | $18.00 |
Myths & Malts Book List
| Title | Description | Unsigned Price | Signed Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Chupacabra and the Bat Rastard | The book that started it all. Carson Quinn, a former science teacher whose life has taken a downward spiral, spends his days lost in thought and cheap beer at dive bars. But everything changes when a chance encounter with an old friend reignites his passion for cryptozoology and introduces him to the vibrant world of craft beer. As Carson embarks on this unexpected adventure, he finds himself at a crossroads: will his newfound passions lead him to a fresh start, or will the mysteries he chases plunge him deeper into despair? Dive into a world where cryptids and craft brews collide, and discover if Carson can find his way back to life—or lose himself forever. | $15.00 | $20.00 |
| Champ and a Bit of Sunshine | A relaxing trip to New England goes sideways in Lake Champlain. Fresh off their encounter with the San Antonio chupacabra, Carson, Ty, Kareem, and Tegan set their sights on a peaceful leaf-peeping trip and New England hops tour. However, tranquility proves elusive as disturbing events and a surge in Champ sightings near Burlington’s Lake Champlain threaten to derail their plans. Will these cryptid hunters manage to enjoy their vacation, or will they be drawn back into a world of mystery and danger? Join the team as they navigate unexpected twists and turns in an adventure where the beauty of New England collides with the eerie presence of the unknown. | $15.00 | $20.00 |
| The Red Ghost and a Chocolate Bunny | In Arizona, the dead walk and chocolate melts fast. Spring breathes life into Arizona’s Sonoran Desert, transforming the arid landscape into a vibrant canvas of wildflowers and blooming cacti. As animals like javelinas, scorpions, and rattlesnakes emerge, and baseball fans flock to Cactus League spring training games, something far more ominous stirs in the desert. Eyewitness reports suggest that a cryptid from Arizona’s past, long forgotten and presumed dead, has returned. When a call from Kareem’s past brings the T.I.M.E. Agency to investigate, Carson, Ty, Tegan, and Kareem find themselves on the trail of the elusive Red Ghost. Will they uncover the truth behind the sightings, or will the desert’s ancient secrets remain buried? Join the team in an adventure that brings history back to life and into the present danger. | $15.00 | $20.00 |
| The Loveland Frog and the Narrow Path | A viral video captures the world’s attention, drawing Carson, Ty, Tegan, and Kareem of the T.I.M.E. Agency to Cincinnati in search of answers. After decades of silence, could the legendary Frogmen have returned to the small city of Loveland, Ohio? Who are these mysterious creatures, and why have they resurfaced? As cryptozoology collides with the paranormal, the team embarks on an otherworldly adventure that thrusts them into danger and forces them to confront their deepest fears. Dive into the unknown with the T.I.M.E. Agency as they unravel a mystery that challenges everything they thought they knew.t. | $15.00 | $20.00 |
| Tegan Stone and the Gibson County Beast | Following the mysterious events of The Loveland Frog and the Narrow Path, Tegan Stone embarks on a transformative journey into the unknown. Guided by a cloaked stranger and his enigmatic Pukwudgie companion, she delves into the eerie heart of Gibson County, Indiana, driven by a quest to uncover the truth behind a cryptic creature lurking in the shadows. As Tegan navigates the secrets of the rural landscape, she discovers that the path to self-discovery is fraught with unexpected revelations and hidden dangers. Will she find the answers she seeks, or will the mysteries of Gibson County consume her? Dive into a tale where folklore meets reality, and every discovery leads to deeper secrets. | $14.00 | $18.00 |
| The Ringdocus and a Guy on a Buffalo | Carson, Ty, and Kareem head to Montana’s Madison Valley to present at a cryptid conference. What starts as an academic mission swiftly transforms into a thrilling adventure when new sightings of the elusive Ringdocus spark renewed interest in the legendary mystery dating back to the late 1800s. As the team delves into their investigation, an old friend reappears, bringing vital assistance. However, the deeper they venture into the wilderness, the more they realize the woods conceal dangers far beyond the secrets of the Ringdocus. Will they uncover the truth, or will the mysteries of Madison Valley prove too perilous to survive? | $15.00 | $20.00 |
| Into the Dark with the Maryland Goatman | A rising terror. A string of disappearances. A hunt that turns into a nightmare. The T.I.M.E. Agency travels to Maryland in pursuit of the elusive Snallygaster, inspired by the legacy of Teddy Roosevelt. But their mission takes a chilling turn when they uncover a pattern of missing older men, all tied to a mysterious clinical trial. Soon, reports emerge of a strange, horned, half-man, half-goat creature, along with sightings of other unnatural beasts lurking in the shadows. As Carson, Ty, Kareem, and Tegan dig deeper, they realize the town’s secrets run far darker than mere folklore. What began as an investigation into one legend has unleashed something else, something that was never meant to exist. Can they uncover the truth before they, too, disappear? |
$15.00 | $20.00 |
| Kareem Ortiz and the Menehune of Kaua’i | A cryptic mission. A forgotten legacy. A hidden world waiting to be uncovered. Kareem Ortiz heads to Hawai‘i after a series of cryptic visions and an encounter with an enigmatic Xolo that refuses to leave him alone. What begins as a search for a powerful, mysterious artifact soon pulls him into the underground realm of the Menehune, where myths breathe, and shadows guard their secrets. As he and Meredith Caldwell navigate the island’s mysteries, Kareem uncovers a family legacy intertwined with an ancient magic that refuses to be forgotten. The deeper he goes, the more the island tightens its grip. Some doors, once opened, cannot be closed. Now that Kareem has found the truth, he may never be the same again. The island remembers. Will Kareem survive what it has to show him? |
$15.00 | $20.00 |
Nyssa Iniguez Artwork Poster List
| Title | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| The Chupacabra and the Bat Rastard | 16″ x 20″ Poster featuring the cover art from the first book in the series. | $10.00 |
| Champ and a Bit of Sunshine | Vertical 12″ x 18″ Poster featuring the cover art from the first book in the serie | $22.00 |
| The Red Ghost and a Chocolate Bunny | 16″ x 20″ Poster featuring the cover art from the first book featuring Arizona’s undead legend and a chocolate bunny. | $10.00 |
| Loveland Frog and the Narrow Path | Spotlight on the amphibious hero of Ohio. | $10.00 |
| Tegan Stone and the Gibson County Beast | Cover art from the Tegan Stone solo adventure. | $10.00 |
| Ringdocus and a Guy on a Buffalo | Rodeo fun and cryptid confusion captured in vibrant color. | $10.00 |
| Into the Dark with the Maryland Goatman | Strange things are afoot in PG County | $10.00 |
| Kareem Ortiz and the Menehune of Kaua’i | 16″ x 20″ Poster featuring the cover of Kareem Ortiz’s solo adventure | $10.00 |
| TBD | TBD | $10.00 |
Seasonal & Special Edition
| Name | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Sacred Pour Pint Glass (Coming soon) | TBD | $15.00 |
| Liv’s Legacy Winter Kit (Coming Dec 2025) | Solo story + incense + candle + vision card. | TBD |
| TBD | TBD | TBD |